Sanitation Genius

As we sit here in our cozy lives in the United States of Indoor Plumbing, few people recognize that there are 695 million people in Sub-Saharan Africa without toilets (seriously). Fortunately, our president recognizes that these countries need to become "shithole countries" where people can have the dignity of owning their very own hole in the ground.

As the greatest builder on the planet, the Sanitation Engineer in Chief will bring shitholes to the world! Genius!